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SEAWC SPOOF AWARDS

Welcome to the 'SEAWC Spoof Awards' page. This page lists the SEAWC spoof awards.
These awards are intended to be tongue-in-cheek, but 'could' be awarded by the EAW community .


The '3DZ' award The creators within the EAW community have special skills the rest of us can only envy. Some skin the aircraft to give them a true appearance. Others design new 3DZ models to create new aircraft. Then there are those few who are adept at both skills.

This specific award is is given to to those individuals who have created or modified many of the 3DZ models for the aircraft of EAW.

On behalf of the EAW community, we say thanks.

The 'GENIE' award Everyone in the EAW community has a wish list. Those add-ons, aircraft, terrains, campaigns, effects etc, that would make EAW even better than it already is. Just once in a while someone comes along who is able to make some of those wishes come to life.

This award is is given to to those individuals who give of their time and skills in pushing the boundaries of EAW one step further.

On behalf of the EAW community, we say thanks.

The 'EYEBALL' award Dedicated to those poor souls who, despite failing eyesight, continue flying in EAW, even though they can't read the instruments, see further than the nose of the aircraft or understand in-flight maps. Thank goodness for EAW font patches!!

To those who fight on, we say 'S' and award the 'Eyeball' award.

The 'TLI' award Dedicated to those poor souls who, in the endless search for perfection in all they do, reach the point of no return. That time in every 'modders' or 'skinners' life when, despite every effort and hour after hour hour of toil, the result they seek just keeps on slipping from their grasp. So, alone and with no-one around who understands, they clasp a pillow to their face and in silent frustration, leap around the PC, screeching muffled obscenities.

To those who have suffered we say 'S' and award the 'Totally Lost It' award.

The 'KOS' award Dedicated to those EAW 'modders' or 'skinners' who have suffered the constant strain of spending hour after hour in front of a PC. The vagaries of EAW files and code, PC crashes and the endless EAW 'wish list' take their toll. This induces incoherent speech and dribbling when offered food, shoulders become rounded through constantly leaning over the keyboard and eyes become glazed and bloodshot.

For sheer dedication, above and beyond the call of reality, we award the 'Knackered Old S---' award.

The 'MMD' award Most 'modders' or 'skinners' have announced that the current project will be released soon, then realised that maybe the announcement was a tad premature. Now comes the panic. Can it be done with enough time to left for the kids school play, the nephews christening, the work trip away from home? Should the 'whats happening' forum threads and E-mails be ignored?. The word is out so it must be done.

To those who met the deadline, we award the 'Must Meet the Deadline' award.

The 'TP' award There are always times for every EAW 'modder' or 'skinner' when they wonder if someone else is working on the same project. Has all of the time spent on research, data, base models or skins been wasted. If so, then what? Do they go ahead and release the project anyway to an understandable lack of response from the community. Or do they burn up every hour possible trying to complete the project, just in case.

To those who have suffered from this problem, we award the 'Totally Paranoid' award.

The 'HG' award There are those who are users and there are those who are the creators in EAW. The list of our 'modders' and 'skinners' is a lengthy one and has its fair share of notables. It must be quite a step for someone new to release a work of his/her own into such an established arena. Will the release be accepted within the community or pushed aside as 'not worthy'. We say that no-matter what level you are at, even the very best in EAW had to start from nothing. Bite the bullet and go for it.

To you we award the 'Hi Guys' award.

The 'IBF' award SEAWC exists to try and prevent our 'modders' and 'skinners' being accused of not taking due account the originators of files they have used. This has generated threads at public forums, such as SIMHQ, which, due to the number of replies, produces a 'flaming' icon against the thread. Hence the term being' flamed'. Many have fallen victim, from our most prominent 'modders' and 'skinners' to those new to the art.

To those who have been burnt, we award the 'I've Been Flamed' award.

The 'TAB' award The need to take a break is an important one. Set aside for the 'other half', the kids, your day job, the house jobs, holidays, friends, and so on. I fact there has to be a life in the real world a well as the one in the virtual world. You can just take a stroll for a while, or sit out in the sunshine and relax, maybe play with the kids or go out for meal with the lady in your life. You could even get the tools out a fix that problem with the car. Or you could just grab a few beers and carry on regardless.

For those who do, we award the 'Take a Break' award.

The 'Moon' award There are in any community, those who for whatever reason, refuse to enter into the spirit of things. Those who will troll posts to try to promote unrest or confrontation, no-matter what the subject matter may be. Those who, it seems, would rather be contentious than have a sense of humor. Those, whom any community can do without.

For you, we award the 'Moon' award, to which you are very welcome.


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